one of the most celebrated starship captains in the history of the federation regularly goes to a THIRTY-THREE-YEAR-OLD WOMAN FOR EMOTIONAL ADVICE BECAUSE HE UNDERSTANDS THAT THAT IS PART OF HIS JOB AND ALSO HERS BECAUSE SHE IS PROFESSIONALLY GOOD-AT-FEELINGS AND THAT IS LITERALLY HER JOB AND IT IS CONSIDERED VITAL TO THE OPERATIONS OF THE FUCKING FLAGSHIP OF A MASSIVE SPACEEMPIRE can i just move to the 24th century RIGHT NOW please?!?!?!?!?!
engineering is red
science is blue
command is yellow
this isn’t actually a poem it’s just star trek trivia
[busts down your door while wearing a starfleet uniform] time to boldly go, motherfucker.